Quote by Jeff Winger

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to do the right thing here."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."