Jeff Winger

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"You're all idiots for trusting me."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to do the right thing here."

"Sometimes you have to do what's best for you, not what's best for your friends."

"I'm not going to apologize for being awesome."

"That's not how the real world works."

"I don't want to get better at something I'm bad at - I want to be good at something new."

"Maturity is just being bored by the things you used to like."

"I'm going to say things and you're going to listen."

"You're my best friends and I don't care what anyone thinks about that."

"I've learned that people aren't always what they seem to be."

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"Life isn't about being perfect, it's about being real."

"I'm not afraid of failing, I'm afraid of not trying."

"You have to believe in yourself before anyone else will."

"The best version of yourself is the one you choose to be."

"I don't need permission to be myself."

"Growing up means making your own mistakes and learning from them."

"Real friends don't give up on each other."

"Sometimes the hardest thing is being honest with yourself."

"You can't change the past, but you can shape your future."

"What matters is who you choose to be right now."

"I've made a lot of mistakes, but I've learned from all of them."

"Being different isn't a bad thing, it's what makes you special."

"You have to fight for the things you believe in."

"Life is too short to waste it on people who don't care about you."

"I'm not going to pretend to be someone I'm not anymore."

"The greatest gift you can give someone is your honesty."