Jeff Winger

"I choose to be better, not bitter."

"Sometimes you have to break the rules to do the right thing."

"I'm going to live my life on my own terms."

"You can't control what people think of you, only what you think of yourself."

"Real strength is admitting when you're wrong."

"I'm not perfect, and I'm okay with that."

"The best relationships are built on trust and honesty."

"You have to be willing to take risks to achieve your dreams."

"I've learned that laughter is the best medicine."

"Sometimes the smallest moments mean the most."

"I'm going to keep moving forward, no matter what."

"Life is what you make it, so make it count."

"I'd rather be honest and alone than dishonest and surrounded."

"Your past doesn't define your future."

"I'm learning that being vulnerable is actually a strength."

"The people who matter will stick around."

"I'm not going to settle for less than I deserve."

"Every moment is a chance to be better than you were before."

"I choose love over fear, always."

"Life isn't about the destination, it's about the journey."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a dumbass."

"You can't just skip ahead to the end of the movie."

"I'm going to go ahead and take this as a personal victory."

"Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just ahead of schedule."

"You're like the human equivalent of a participation trophy."

"I appreciate the kind words, but I'm going to do what I do best: ignore them and pretend to be confident."

"Sometimes you have to fake it till you make it."

"I'm a lawyer. Well, I will be. Eventually. Maybe."