Quote by Rocket Raccoon (Variant)

"I'm not just a raccoon, I'm a gun-toting, trigger-happy expert with a heart of gold buried somewhere deep down."

"You gotta learn to laugh at yourself, or the universe will do it for you."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"The best part about being a genius? Nobody can tell you you're wrong."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."