Quote by Rocket Raccoon (Variant)

"I'm not just a raccoon, I'm a gun-toting, trigger-happy expert with a heart of gold buried somewhere deep down."

"You gotta learn to laugh at yourself, or the universe will do it for you."

"We're all broken in different ways. Some of us just hide it better."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"