Quote by Smithers
"The path to happiness is paved with unwavering loyalty and perfect attendance."
More from Smithers
"Mr. Burns, you're like a father to me... a very wealthy, powerful father whom I worship."
"Success is nothing without someone to share it with, preferably Mr. Burns."
"I've dedicated my life to one man's vision, and I regret nothing."
"Love is patient, love is kind, but my love for Mr. Burns transcends all earthly understanding."