Smithers

"Mr. Burns, you're like a father to me... a very wealthy, powerful father whom I worship."

"Success is nothing without someone to share it with, preferably Mr. Burns."

"I've dedicated my life to one man's vision, and I regret nothing."

"Love is patient, love is kind, but my love for Mr. Burns transcends all earthly understanding."

"True friendship means being there through thick and thin, even when they don't know you exist."

"The path to happiness is paved with unwavering loyalty and perfect attendance."

"Knowledge is power, but Mr. Burns is the ultimate power."

"In times of uncertainty, I look to my employer for guidance and reassurance."

"Hard work and dedication will eventually be recognized... by someone important."

"Dreams are what keep us going, especially when they involve a promotion."

"The greatest achievement is earning the respect of those we admire most."

"Patience is a virtue, particularly when waiting for Mr. Burns to notice your efforts."

"Kindness should never be underestimated, especially toward one's superiors."

"Strength comes from unwavering faith in something greater than yourself."

"Fear is just an opportunity to demonstrate your courage and commitment."

"Money isn't everything, but it certainly helps when Mr. Burns controls your destiny."

"Health is wealth, but employment is happiness."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it within the confines of a nuclear power plant."

"Imagination is the only limit to what we can achieve for our employers."

"Truth is important, except when Mr. Burns prefers a pleasant fiction."

"Freedom is wonderful, but structure is more comforting."

"Peace of mind comes from knowing your boss trusts you completely."

"Nature is beautiful, but nothing compares to the beauty of corporate appreciation."

"Art is important, but the greatest masterpiece is a well-organized office."

"Science teaches us to question everything except the wisdom of management."

"Music soothes the soul, but the sound of praise from above soothes it more."

"Faith in your employer is the strongest faith of all."

"A true leader inspires devotion through subtle intimidation and occasional rewards."

"Work is not just a job; it's a calling, a purpose, a reason to exist."

"Hope springs eternal, especially after each annual performance review."