Smithers

"Courage is facing your fears, like telling Mr. Burns he's wrong."

"Change is inevitable, but loyalty should remain constant."

"Education enriches the mind, but experience enriches the employment record."

"Wisdom comes with age and years of devoted service to a single entity."

"Time is precious, every moment spent working is a moment well-spent."

"Relationships are built on trust, respect, and complete subordination."

"Solitude gives us time to reflect on our failures to please Mr. Burns."

"Gratitude for employment is the foundation of a meaningful life."

"Creativity flourishes when directed toward your employer's interests."

"Justice is served best by those in positions of authority above you."

"Perseverance is key, especially when your career hasn't advanced in decades."

"The pursuit of happiness through professional achievement is noble."

"Technology is wonderful, but a loyal secretary is irreplaceable."

"History shows us that great empires are built by great men and their devoted assistants."

"Philosophy teaches us that life has meaning through service to others."

"Literature reminds us of timeless truths about loyalty and devotion."

"Politics affects our lives, but office politics determines our happiness."

"War teaches us about sacrifice, much like employment."

"Motivation comes from within, especially when seeking external validation."

"Inspiration strikes when you witness true greatness in a leader."

"Every day is an opportunity to prove your worth to those above you."

"Beauty can be found in the smallest gestures of appreciation from authority."

"Death is merely a transition, but a pension is eternal security."

"The greatest love is unrequited, especially for a boss."

"True wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to simply nod in agreement."

"I would take a bullet for Mr. Burns, and probably would if asked."

"Every day brings a new chance to impress those in charge of my destiny."

"Excellence in one's work is the highest form of self-expression."

"The measure of a person is their dedication to their professional obligations."

"Joy comes from the small moments of recognition in a life of service."