Quote by Smithers

"Mr. Burns, you're like a father to me... a very wealthy, powerful father whom I worship."

"Success is nothing without someone to share it with, preferably Mr. Burns."

"I've dedicated my life to one man's vision, and I regret nothing."

"Love is patient, love is kind, but my love for Mr. Burns transcends all earthly understanding."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."