Quote by Sideshow Bob

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."

"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."

"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."