Quote by Sideshow Bob

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."

"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."

"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."