Quote by Smithers

"Mr. Burns, you're like a father to me... a very wealthy, powerful father whom I worship."

"Success is nothing without someone to share it with, preferably Mr. Burns."

"I've dedicated my life to one man's vision, and I regret nothing."

"Love is patient, love is kind, but my love for Mr. Burns transcends all earthly understanding."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."