The ratings don't lie, and neither do I. Usually. - Kent Brockman

"The ratings don't lie, and neither do I. Usually."

Kent Brockman Success

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"I'm Kent Brockman, and I will be reporting live from the scene of the action."

"That's the way it is, folks. News."

"As we all know, Springfield is a safe town. A very safe town."

"Breaking news from the Channel 6 News Team."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."