Quote by Sideshow Bob

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."

"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."

"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."

"Science helps us understand the world."

"I've witnessed the birth of science, and it continues to amaze me."

"I'm something of a scientist myself."

"The fusion process is self-sustaining now!"