Quote by Sideshow Bob

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."

"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."

"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."

"Fear drives civilization. Without it, there is only chaos."

"Order through chaos. That's the only real answer."

"Politics and power corrupt when they're separated from purpose."

"The system isn't broken—it was built this way. We have to rebuild it."