Quote by Sideshow Bob
"Adventure is best experienced from behind bars, metaphorically speaking."
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"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."
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"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."