Quote by Sideshow Bob

"Ah, yes, Krusty the Clown. A man whose very existence is a monument to poor life choices."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed. How poetic."

"The key to wisdom is knowing that revenge, while satisfying, is ultimately destructive."

"Happiness is a fleeting illusion for those too simple to understand true purpose."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."