Quote by Patty and Selma Bouvier

"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."

"Another failed romance. But that's okay, there's always next time... or the time after that... or the time after that."

"Life's too short to waste it on men who don't appreciate us."

"Marge got all the good hair genes. We got stuck with the attitude."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."