Quote by Kent Brockman

"I'm Kent Brockman, and I will be reporting live from the scene of the action."

"That's the way it is, folks. News."

"As we all know, Springfield is a safe town. A very safe town."

"Breaking news from the Channel 6 News Team."

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."