I've seen empires rise and fall, all while maintaining perfe... - Kent Brockman

"I've seen empires rise and fall, all while maintaining perfect hair."

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"I'm Kent Brockman, and I will be reporting live from the scene of the action."

"That's the way it is, folks. News."

"As we all know, Springfield is a safe town. A very safe town."

"Breaking news from the Channel 6 News Team."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."