Quote by Groundskeeper Willie

"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"

"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"

"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."

"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."