Quote by Patty and Selma Bouvier

"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."

"Another failed romance. But that's okay, there's always next time... or the time after that... or the time after that."

"Life's too short to waste it on men who don't appreciate us."

"Marge got all the good hair genes. We got stuck with the attitude."

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."