Quote by Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Sarcasm is the only thing keeping us alive."
"Sarcasm is the only thing keeping us alive."
"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."
"Another failed romance. But that's okay, there's always next time... or the time after that... or the time after that."
"Life's too short to waste it on men who don't appreciate us."
"Marge got all the good hair genes. We got stuck with the attitude."