"Worst. Day. Ever."
"Ha-ha!"
"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"
"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."
"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"
All quotes by Nelson Muntz
"Life is meant to be lived with passion."
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
"Life's too short for regrets."
All Life quotes