Nelson Muntz

"Ha-ha!"

"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"

"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."

"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"

"You're the best, man. You're the best."

"Nelson hates all guys who aren't me."

"I used to be like you, but then I took a knuckle sandwich to the face."

"Nice try, Simpson. But I've already seen this one."

"Worst. Day. Ever."

"I laugh at your pain, man. I laugh at it."

"That's not bullying, that's just how the strong survive."

"Life's too short to be nice to dorks like you."

"My mom says I'm cool and that's all that matters."

"You can't win against Nelson. Nobody can."

"Forget the rules, man. I make my own rules."

"Your weakness disgusts me."

"I'm gonna pound you like a nail!"

"Why do you even bother trying? You're always gonna lose."

"The strong rise and the weak get what's coming to them."

"I don't have time for losers like you."

"Being mean is easy and feels great!"

"School's for suckers anyway."

"Nobody likes you because you're a dweeb."

"I'm the king of this school and don't you forget it."

"Your dreams are pathetic and so are you."

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

"I beat up Bart Simpson before it was cool."

"Mercy is for the weak."

"You'll never be as good as me, so why try?"

"My fists are registered weapons."