Nelson Muntz

"Courage is laughing at other people's pain."

"Change is for people who can't dominate the way they are."

"You think you're special? You're nothing."

"I'm gonna make your life miserable for as long as I'm here."

"Running is smart. I chase faster."

"Your fear is delicious."

"I don't need luck when I have these fists."

"Mockery is an art form and I'm a master."

"You can't negotiate with Nelson. Only obey."

"Love? That's for boring couples in movies."

"Happiness comes from making others sad."

"Success is waking up and knowing you're better than everyone."

"Friendships are alliances until I get bored."

"My family gets me. Nobody else matters."

"Hope is what I destroy in people's eyes."

"Courage is charging in without thinking."

"Everything changes when I'm involved."

"School teaches nothing useful about real power."

"Truth is whatever I say it is."

"Freedom means doing whatever I want to whoever I want."

"Peace is a myth invented by weak people."

"Survival of the fittest and I'm the fittest."

"Gratitude is weakness pretending to be polite."

"Kindness gets you a black eye."

"My strength is all the motivation I need."

"I don't fear anything. I AM fear."

"Power isn't something you get. It's something you take."

"Money buys better equipment for bullying."

"Health is just muscle, nothing more."

"Adventure is hunting down wimpy kids."