Nelson Muntz

"I imagine the pain in my victims' faces."

"Motivation is making sure everyone knows I'm superior."

"Inspiration comes from my reputation as a fighter."

"Time is what I spend terrorizing dorks."

"History will remember Nelson as the strongest."

"War is the natural state of schools."

"The only relationship that matters is fear and respect."

"Ha-ha!"

"That's the sound of your dreams dying."

"Eat my shorts!"

"I'm gonna break your legs!"

"You're such a loser, Simpson."

"Money can buy happiness? Nah, it just buys pain in a nicer package."

"Friendship is for suckers who can't afford to be alone."

"Life's too short to be nice to losers."

"I'd rather be feared than liked any day."

"School? That's where they teach you to be a drone."

"Being a bully is the only honest work left in this world."

"Love is just weakness with a funny name."

"The strong survive, the weak get trampled. That's wisdom."

"Beauty fades, but cruelty? That's forever."

"Hope is for people with nothing better to do."

"Success means making others feel small."

"Happiness is watching someone else fail."

"Family's just an accident of birth."

"Knowledge is power, and I prefer violence."

"Time is just something that happens to losers."

"Truth hurts, which is why I like it."

"Freedom means freedom to hurt people."

"Peace is boring."