Nelson Muntz

"Motivation comes from fear, not hope."

"Inspiration is for people without guts."

"Relationships are just negotiations for power."

"Solitude beats dealing with other people's feelings."

"You'll never be cool enough to sit with me."

"Weaklings cry, winners laugh and push harder."

"Life's a joke and you're the punchline."

"Nothing beats the feeling of power over others."

"Friendship is a trap for the needy."

"Dorks and nerds make the best targets."

"I don't follow rules, I make them."

"Losers always have excuses ready."

"Your pain is my entertainment."

"Nice guys finish last, which is why I'm not nice."

"School teaches you nothing useful like domination."

"Money makes people do anything, including befriend me."

"Change is for people who are losing."

"The weak deserve what they get."

"Violence solves more problems than words ever could."

"Being alone beats being surrounded by losers."

"Success tastes better when someone else fails."

"Happiness is temporary, power is forever."

"Real men don't do gratitude."

"Perseverance is just another word for refusing to accept defeat."

"Fear is the best teacher ever invented."

"Kindness is the first sign of weakness."

"Patience? I don't have time for that losers' game."

"Your tears fuel my happiness."

"Hope is what keeps losers going."

"Truth is just whatever I say it is."