Nelson Muntz

"Freedom means I'm free to hurt you."

"Peace is what happens when everyone's too scared to fight back."

"Dreams are for people who can't handle reality."

"Courage is knowing you're stronger and using it."

"Wisdom comes from experience hurting people."

"Life's simple: strong people win, weak people lose."

"Love is just an excuse for being weak."

"Beauty is irrelevant compared to power."

"Art's for people without better things to do."

"Knowledge without power is useless."

"The future belongs to bullies, not nice guys."

"Ha-ha!"

"Eat my shorts, man."

"Your silence will only make my laughter louder."

"I'm not a bully, I'm just better than everyone else."

"Friendship is overrated when you can be superior."

"Success means making sure everyone knows you won."

"Why be kind when you can be feared?"

"The weak deserve what they get."

"Money talks, and mine says I'm awesome."

"Education is for people without natural talent."

"Life's a competition, and I'm winning."

"Love is for losers and their moms."

"Wisdom is knowing when to throw the next punch."

"Happiness? That's what I feel when you lose."

"Work is what other people do for me."

"Dreams are fine if they're about being better than you."

"Time's wasting, and I should be tormenting someone."

"Truth is whatever makes me look good."

"Freedom means freedom to do whatever I want."