Nelson Muntz

"I don't need friends. Friends are for losers."

"Success is taking what you want and not caring about anyone else."

"You're worthless and everybody knows it."

"Why be happy when you can be mean?"

"I thrive on the misery of others."

"Beauty is a waste of time."

"Art class is for wimps."

"Science? More like boring!"

"Music is cool only if it makes people angry."

"Faith is for people who can't handle reality."

"The only work worth doing is making other people's lives worse."

"Technology is just another tool to hurt people with."

"Philosophy is for dweebs who can't fight."

"Literature is whatever I decide it is."

"Politics? I run this school like a dictator."

"War is when the strong crush the weak. I love war."

"Patience is for chumps waiting for a beatdown."

"I don't feel grateful for anything."

"Creativity is stupid unless it's for pranks."

"Solitude is just another word for plotting revenge."

"Adventure means finding new people to make fun of."

"Imagination is a waste of brain power."

"My money comes from whatever I take from dorks."

"Health is being strong enough to hurt others."

"Hope is for suckers."

"Death? That's what happens to people who cross me."

"Knowledge only matters if you can use it to dominate."

"Peace is boring. Chaos is king."

"Nature is just a place to trap dweeby kids."

"I don't need inspiration. I AM the inspiration for fear."