No story is too big, too small, or too absurd for Kent Brock... - Kent Brockman

"No story is too big, too small, or too absurd for Kent Brockman."

Kent Brockman Courage

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"I'm Kent Brockman, and I will be reporting live from the scene of the action."

"That's the way it is, folks. News."

"As we all know, Springfield is a safe town. A very safe town."

"Breaking news from the Channel 6 News Team."

"Never let fear stop you from chasing your dreams."

"Courage is being afraid but doing it anyway."

"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."

"Sometimes you have to be the monster to stop the monsters."