Quote by Groundskeeper Willie

"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"

"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"

"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."

"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."