Quote by Kent Brockman

"I'm Kent Brockman, and I will be reporting live from the scene of the action."

"That's the way it is, folks. News."

"As we all know, Springfield is a safe town. A very safe town."

"Breaking news from the Channel 6 News Team."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."