Quote by Groundskeeper Willie
"Love is like maintaining a proper golf course - it takes constant care and dedication."
More from Groundskeeper Willie
"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"
"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"
"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."
"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."