Quote by Groundskeeper Willie

"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"

"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"

"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."

"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."