Quote by Groundskeeper Willie
"Happiness comes from a job well done and a dram of scotch."
More from Groundskeeper Willie
"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"
"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"
"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."
"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."