Quote by Moe Szyslak

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Every day above ground is a good day."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"