Moe Szyslak

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You want something, you gotta work for it. That's life."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Every day above ground is a good day."

"Success ain't about the money, it's about doing what you love."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you nuts."

"A man's gotta have courage to face his mistakes."

"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."

"You learn something new every day if you pay attention."

"Knowledge is power, but common sense is better."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're not."

"Tell the truth and you won't have to remember what you said."

"Freedom means being able to make your own choices."

"Peace comes from accepting what you can't change."

"Nature don't lie, people do."

"Art is just someone's feelings on display."

"Science explains the world, but it don't explain the heart."

"Music is the language everyone understands."

"Faith ain't about proof, it's about believing anyway."

"A good leader listens more than he talks."

"Work hard and maybe you'll die happy."

"Dreams keep you going when reality gets tough."

"You gotta laugh or you'll cry."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess."

"Death's the one thing nobody gets outta."

"Keep pushing forward, that's all you can do."

"Be grateful for what you got, not bitter about what you don't."

"Creativity comes from letting your mind wander."

"Justice ain't always fair, but it's what we got."