Moe Szyslak

"Patience is a virtue I ain't got much of."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Strength ain't just physical, it's mental too."

"Fear's just an excuse for not trying."

"Power corrupts, but powerlessness corrupts absolutely."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Health is wealth, and I'm broke."

"Adventure's out there if you're brave enough to find it."

"Imagination is the only limit to what you can do."

"Technology's changing faster than I can keep up."

"History repeats itself 'cause nobody listens the first time."

"Philosophy's just a fancy way of asking questions."

"Books open doors you didn't know existed."

"Politics is a dirty game, but somebody's gotta play it."

"War don't solve nothing, it just makes things worse."

"Motivation comes from within, not from others."

"Inspiration hits when you least expect it."

"Relationships are hard work but worth the effort."

"Sometimes you need to be alone to figure things out."

"Life's a marathon, not a sprint."

"Love makes you do crazy things."

"Wisdom comes from making mistakes and learning from 'em."

"Happy people got their priorities straight."

"Real success is being content with what you got."

"Good friends stick with you through thick and thin."

"Family might drive you crazy, but they're always there."

"It takes courage to admit when you're wrong."

"Change happens whether you're ready or not."

"Education's the best investment you can make."

"The more you know, the more you realize you don't know nothing."