Quote by Krusty the Clown

"Hey hey! Remember, kid, life is like a circus - chaotic, unpredictable, and somebody's always getting hurt!"

"Love? That's for people who don't have enough money to keep themselves entertained!"

"The wisest thing I ever learned was how to count money faster than the IRS."

"Happiness is a warm gun... or in my case, a warm briefcase full of cash!"

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."