Quote by Krusty the Clown

"Hey hey! Remember, kid, life is like a circus - chaotic, unpredictable, and somebody's always getting hurt!"

"Love? That's for people who don't have enough money to keep themselves entertained!"

"The wisest thing I ever learned was how to count money faster than the IRS."

"Happiness is a warm gun... or in my case, a warm briefcase full of cash!"

"Technology cannot replace human connection"

"I'm a cyborg from the future, sent back in time to protect you."

"I've learned to mimic human behavior. I am a cybernetic organism."

"Technology should serve humanity, not rule it."