Who said "Relationships? Only if they benefit me."?

This quote is attributed to Nelson Muntz.

Relationships? Only if they benefit me. - Nelson Muntz

"Relationships? Only if they benefit me."

Nelson Muntz Relationships

"Ha-ha!"

"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"

"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."

"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."