Who said "Every day I wake up, the weak get weaker."?

This quote is attributed to Nelson Muntz.

Every day I wake up, the weak get weaker. - Nelson Muntz

"Every day I wake up, the weak get weaker."

Nelson Muntz Time

"Ha-ha!"

"Your tears of unfathomable sadness!"

"I'm gonna enjoy this, Bart. I'm gonna enjoy this a lot."

"Eat my shorts, Simpson!"

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."