Quote by Groundskeeper Willie
"Science is all well and good, but common sense beats it every time."
"Science is all well and good, but common sense beats it every time."
"Och, ye cannae learn anything useful in school. Ye need to get oot there and do it!"
"I've got more scars than a leper in a lion's den, and I wear them with pride!"
"Work hard, drink harder, that's the Willie way."
"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."