History is just stories about people who messed up. - Bart Simpson

"History is just stories about people who messed up."

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"Eat my shorts!"

"Ay caramba!"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"Cowabunga!"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."