Bart Simpson

"Eat my shorts!"

"Ay caramba!"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"Cowabunga!"

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"Underachiever and proud of it, man."

"Life's a grind, but you gotta keep spinning."

"Rules are meant to be broken."

"School is for fools, dude."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Don't think, just do."

"Life's too short to be bored."

"Friends are forever, or at least until high school."

"Family's weird, but you gotta love 'em."

"Hope is the thing with feathers, and apparently I ate it."

"Being bad feels pretty good."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss."

"Time flies when you're having fun getting detention."

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Peace out, man."

"Nature sucks, it's got bugs and stuff."

"Art is subjective, except when it's bad."

"Science rules, especially when it explodes."

"Music to my ears is the sound of chaos."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like homework."

"Leaders are just people who tell you what to do."

"Work is what you do to get out of doing stuff."