Bart Simpson

"Wisdom is knowing when to run and hide."

"Happiness is a prank well executed."

"Success means not getting grounded."

"Friends help you cover up your mistakes."

"Family is stuck with you no matter what."

"Never give up on a good prank."

"Face your fears, then run away from them."

"Everything changes, especially the detention list."

"Education is what happens outside the classroom."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is more fun."

"Time is nature's way of keeping things from happening at once."

"The truth will set you free, usually into detention."

"Freedom tastes like a perfect prank."

"Peace is boring, chaos is entertaining."

"Nature provides the best materials for pranks."

"Art is expression, pranking is performance art."

"Science explains why my pranks work."

"Music is what plays while you're pranking."

"Faith is believing you won't get caught."

"Leaders are just students who haven't been caught yet."

"Work hard at avoiding work."

"Dreams are where the best pranks happen."

"A good laugh beats a good beating every time."

"Beauty fades, but a good prank is forever."

"Death would be easier than facing Homer's anger."

"Never quit, never surrender, never get caught."

"Be thankful for every day you're not in detention."

"Create chaos with style and finesse."

"Justice delayed is detention postponed."

"Wait for the perfect moment to strike."