Bart Simpson

"Dreams are like reality, but with less responsibility."

"Humor is the best defense against authority."

"Beauty is overrated, I'm more into causing trouble."

"Death is just nature's way of saying slow down."

"Keep on truckin', even when the road gets bumpy."

"Be grateful for detention, at least you're not in class."

"Creativity means thinking outside the punishment box."

"Justice is whatever doesn't get you caught."

"Patience is for people who don't know how to prank."

"Be kind to your enemies, they make the best pranks."

"Strength is the ability to skip class and survive."

"Fear is just another word for excitement."

"Power corrupts, so be corrupt my way."

"Money talks, and usually it's saying goodbye."

"Health is overrated, sugar is underrated."

"Adventure is just trouble with a better attitude."

"Imagination beats reality every single time."

"Technology is great until it gets you in trouble."

"History is just stories about people who messed up."

"Philosophy is overthinking things that don't matter."

"Literature is what you read when you're avoiding homework."

"Politics is the art of telling lies convincingly."

"War is what happens when talking fails. Let's skip it."

"Get motivated or get out of my way."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning, usually when you're about to prank."

"Relationships are complicated, friendship is simple."

"Solitude is what I get when I hide from Marge."

"The trick is not getting caught doing the prank."

"Life's greatest lesson: always have an escape route."

"Love is what Mom calls it when she's angry."