Bart Simpson

"Kindness to others is just strategy for future favors."

"Be strong enough to handle the consequences."

"Fear is just adrenaline in disguise."

"The ultimate power is making people laugh at authority."

"Money can buy you out of trouble, sometimes."

"Junk food is a food group if you believe hard enough."

"Adventure awaits in every hallway of Springfield Elementary."

"Imagine a world without rules, then live it."

"Technology is just another way to prank people."

"Eat my shorts."

"Ay caramba!"

"Don't have a cow, man."

"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"

"Cool story, bro."

"Underachiever and proud of it, man."

"Why do you always gotta be so strict, man?"

"School is for jerks."

"I'm wasting away in Margaritaville."

"You're the man now, dog."

"I didn't do it."

"Principles don't mean anything if you don't stick to them."

"Family is forever, man."

"Life's short, make it sweet."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Don't be a fool, stay in school."

"Friends are forever."

"I'm the king of the world!"

"Never give up on your dreams."

"Life isn't all fun and games."