Who said "Time moves slower when you're waiting for closing time."?

This quote is attributed to Moe Szyslak.

Time moves slower when you're waiting for closing time. - Moe Szyslak

"Time moves slower when you're waiting for closing time."

Moe Szyslak Time

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